Let us show you around.

We aren’t the invasive type. However, as with any secluded retreat, we do need to let you in on a few tips and tricks to ensure you can do romantic things like... swap over the gas bottles on the odd chance you run out during your stay.

There’s also a virtual tour if you flipped through our essential information like those laborious Windows 94 terms and conditions you totally read in your youth. Pour a glass, sink into that therapy bean bag and let us give you our best David Attenborough impression while showing you everything you’ll need to know about The Keep.